Of course, this reminded her of their neighbors back in the day whose son she always called Baby, because that's what his mother called him. One day, his father heard her say this and asked her not to call him Baby, so she asked what she should call him and he suggested "Son" since that's what he called the boy. Grandma has no idea what his real name was. (Apparently his father didn't either.)
The story goes that "Abe" stuck, though it's worth noting that I've never heard anyone refer to C. H. as "Abe" in my life. But she didn't think her other brothers ever had nicknames.
"Well, there is Pretty," she mused. Her brother Dennis was known as "Pretty" for a while at school when the other kids made fun of the primping required to care for the ringworm he had on his nose. The teacher didn't like the name, and neither did their parents, but somehow the other brothers heard of it and called him "Pretty" for a while.
"But when the ringworm went away he lost his beauty," Grandma concluded. And that was the end of the conversation about nicknames.
so funny...all my kids have nicknames and i think they are fun...
ReplyDeletetwodad always gave great nicknames....growing up Lamar was little lammy lou, bekah was little bekah bullfrog and i was known as little ray magilicutty....so my favorite thing was the next generation....he called bekah's oldest little emilou tadpole....what a memory!
no, no, no.
ReplyDeleteIt's not to hold my business cards, I have no such things. It's to hold other people's cards. Not that I'm important or anything, it's just that I find myself going, where is so and so's card, I need to contact them. Now I'll know where I put so and so's card. It's really quite nerdy, but at least I'll know.
your g-ma cracks me up! it's funny how older people ALMOST get names right. my great-aunt called max "mac." i stopped correcting her after 2 years or so. and my g-ma sometimes calls max "adam"....it's a long story.
ReplyDeleteAdam! That's hysterical. My grandmother will surely call Noel "Nolan" often--it's her favorite mispronunciation. We all wish she'd call Micah "Malcolm" more often, as that's our favorite of her attempts. But it's usually "Mike" or "Michael," of course. For me, it used to be "Jenny Lou" (a la Rachel's Twodad appellations), but she hasn't really called me that in a while. Just "Jenny" now.
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