Quotable for sure
Tonight's conversation with Grandma Esther yielded these quotables. By the end, I was in tears, mostly because I was trying to keep my audible laughter to a minimum.
1. "I meant to put my trash can out tonight. I don't have anything in it . . . much."
2. "I had the diptherie. Did you know I had the diptherie? I got it one Christmas at the store."
3. "I found those cuff links in a drawer in that little bathroom. Same drawer as a broke plate. I thought it could be fixed sometime, would be real nice to display flowers on. But I never did. That and some rags Melva gave me, like ones I gave you."
4. Grandma: "I guess Eric was glad to see you today."
Me: "Who?"
Grandma: "Your baby."
Me: "Noel?"
Grandma: "Yeah, I called him Eric."
5. "I'm proud I don't have a blue hip."
6. "She thought she had the poison ivy, but doctor says it's east from taking drugs."